We can be reached via e-mail at firstname.lastname@example.org
For each visitor to our Web page, our Web server automatically recognizes the
consumer's domain name and e-mail address (where possible). We will also try
to find out what is in your medicine cabinet and refrigerator based on the ability
of emerging technology.
We collect the domain name and e-mail address (where possible) of visitors
to our Web page, the e-mail addresses of those who post messages to our bulletin
board, the e-mail addresses of those who communicate with us via e-mail, the
e-mail addresses of those who make postings to our chat areas, aggregate information
on what pages consumers access or visit, information volunteered by the consumer,
such as survey information and/or site registrations. If we cannot determine
refrigerator contents, we simply make a guess based on your name and email address.
For example, if your name is Bob, there's a pretty good chance you have some
chips and some ameican cheese. There is also a good chance you have some beer
(domestic) and some leftovers (possibly salisbury steak).
The information we collect is used to improve the content of our Web page,
used to customize the content and/or layout of our page for each individual
visitor, used to notify consumers about updates to our Web site, not shared
with other organizations for commercial purposes. We also use it in medieval
past activity at a site in order to provide better service when visitors return
to our site. We will eat your cookies, but only if you leave them unguarded
on your window sill. We try not to enter your home when stealing cookies.
If you do not want to receive e-mail from us in the future, please let us know
by visiting us at http://www.lelandreport.com/subscribe.asp?choice=unsubscribe.
It's your life, do what 'cha wanta.
If you supply us with your postal address on-line you will only receive the
information for which you provided us your address. This may be a letter asking
you to send us your postal address. If you send it, we will have to remove you
from our list and publicly humiliate you.
Persons who supply us with their telephone numbers on-line will only receive
telephone contact from us with information regarding orders they have placed
on-line. Please provide the times during which you eat dinner, sleep, or are
just leaving the house.
With respect to Ad Servers: We do not partner with or have special relationships with any ad server companies.
From time to time, we may use customer information for new, unanticipated uses
not previously disclosed in our privacy notice. If our information practices
change at some time in the future we will contact you before we use your data
for these new purposes to notify you of the policy change and to provide you
with the ability to opt out of these new uses, we will post the policy changes
to our Web site to notify you of these changes and provide you with the ability
to opt out of these new uses. If you are concerned about how your information
is used, you should check back at our Web site periodically. Or, check a billboard near your home.
Customers may prevent their information from being used for purposes other than
those for which it was originally collected by calling us at the number provided
above, e-mailing us at the above address, writing us at the above address. We
will then ask you to mail us your postal address.
Upon request we provide site visitors with access to all information [including proprietary information] that we maintain about them, financial information (e.g., credit card account information) that we maintain about them, unique identifier information (e.g., customer number or password) that we maintain about them, transaction information (e.g., dates on which customers made purchases, amounts and types of purchases) that we maintain about them, communications that the consumer/visitor has directed to our site (e.g., e-mails, customer inquiries), contact information (e.g., name, address, phone number) that we maintain about them , a description of information that we maintain about them.
Consumers can access this information by e-mail us at the above address, write
to us at the above address, writing to us at the above address. No more carrier
pidgeons, please, they are endangered species and regardless, do not like the
food we give them.
Upon request we offer visitors the ability to have inaccuracies corrected in
contact information, financial information, unique identifiers, transaction
information, communications that the consumer/visitor has directed to the site.
Mistakes we make are made on purpose, because we have little or no contact with
the outside world and crave attention.
Consumers can have this information corrected by sending us e-mail at the above
address, calling us at the above telephone number, writing to us at the above
address. Blah blah blah, no pidgeons.
If you feel that this site is not following its stated information policy, you may contact us at the above addresses or phone number, The DMA's Committee on Ethical Business Practices at email@example.com, state or local chapters of the Better Business Bureau, state or local consumer protection office, The Federal Trade Commission by phone at 202.FTC-HELP (202.382.4357) or electronically at http://www.ftc.gov/ftc/complaint.htm.